Pat Robertson says god told him who next president will be!

Straight from God's mouth,

"Your country will be torn apart by internal stress. A house divided cannot stand. Your president holds a radical view of the direction of your country which is at odds with the majority. Expect chaos and paralysis. Your president holds a view which is at the odds with the majority -- it's a radical view of the future of this country, and so that's why we're having this division. This is a spiritual battle which can only be won by overwhelming prayer. The future of the world is at stake because if America falls, there's no longer a strong champion of freedom and a champion of the oppressed of the world. There must be an urgent call to prayer."

Funny how god sounds remarkably like Robertson. That's just a tidbit from god though. Robertson said he has to keep the identity of the next POTUS hush hush. I mean if god tells you a secret I guess you'd be pretty fucked if you let it slip, especially seeing as how we don't know who it will be yet....don't want god looking like a jackass with a wrong guess.

/facepalm