Wednesday, February 8, 2012

How to spot the crazy fundamentalists on Facebook or Twitter

Often We're asked, "Where do you find all of these screenshots of CRAZY fundamentalist lunatics?"
So I thought that I would give you an example of how we uncover such shocking lack of reason and...... spelling.

As I told Jessica Ahlquist when we met her... You have to search for the wrong spelling. When threats were being made towards her, a Twitter search for "Jessica Ahlquist" would turn up tons of atheists congratulating her on being a brave and admirable person. A search for "Jessica Alquist" would be nothing but fundamentalist Christians threatening her and spewing their nonsense. YUP! Mispell her name and you find Christians, spell it correctly and you find atheists. Our searching is THAT simple... here are some examples:

A search for "Christain" yields...






Search for "athiests"






Hmmmmm.... good idea... "Preyer"... you're getting the hang of this!





Mmmhm.



So there! Now you have it! The secret to striking fundamentalist gold! If only there were a SEARCH FUNCTION FOR POSTS IN ALL CAPS!

-Op35

9 comments:

  1. I smell a drinking game in the works. At the very least an Atheist BINGO!

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  2. We must design Atheist bingo.............

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  3. Atheist bingo is an EXCELLENT idea.... but since it would be boring as hell to scroll through fundie comments while drinking... we should come up with rules for watching one of the faith networks on tv.

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    1. Mary and hubby, at the very least, once a month or so... do a FB search for misspelled words and paste their posts like you did. Make it a new series on your blog... Fundies on FB and Twitter Part 2! Its comedy gold! The more obscure the better of course. Scrabble!!!! Find the word misspelled by a Fundie that contains the most point value via a standard set of Scrabble chips!

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    2. Haha! We used to do this EVERY Friday... it was called Fundamentalist Friday but it got a little repetitive.

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  4. Brilliant in its simplicity, and more fun than a barrel full of monkey-men!

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    1. Heck, it's even more fun than a barrel of compies from Jurassic Park.

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  5. Fundumentalissts is not stoopid! Wee is BIBLE BEELEVING CHRISTIANS!!!! Enny won who is not is gonna burn in HELL foreevur and not get raized up to HEAVVIN when the rapchore comes. Which it will soon.

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